Caitlin Thornton - xoJane

StyleUp is Saving My Life Right Now By Telling Me What To Wear Every Day

Caitlin Thornton — Thu, 23 May 2013 11:00:00 -0400

My brain hurts -- so let's just let the cool co-founder (an ex-Jane magazine intern!) talk.

I’m Moving Across The Country To Escape All My Problems (HA, JK -- But Not Really)

Caitlin Thornton — Wed, 15 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

I decided to finally start listening to my own heart or head or whatever. And it's telling me, "California."

BEGONE, LONG BANGS!: What Beauty Trend Can You Just NOT Pull Off?

Caitlin Thornton — Fri, 10 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

They're cute, I guess. But they're so much wooorrrkkkk...

I Worked Out For The First Time In A Month On Saturday, I’m Still Limping, And I Remembered I Have A Problem Binge-Exercising

Caitlin Thornton — Wed, 08 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Prior to this year, it was considered one of my "healthier" bad habits. Now I know it needs to stop.

I’m Obnoxiously Pigeon-Toed And Here Are The Pros And Cons Of Having Feet That Point Inward

Caitlin Thornton — Thu, 02 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Just like my giant nose, thinking about how I “walk funny” isn’t typically in my train of day-to-day thoughts -- unless someone points it out.

Be Better At Makeup: How To Put On Blush Without Looking Like You Have Hives

Caitlin Thornton — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

In which I lead my first tutorial -- and you can finally hear my weird, hybrid accent.

Now I Like My Hair, But I Hate My Skin: Why Picking Our Physical Selves Apart Is STUPID And Why You (And I) Need To STOP

Caitlin Thornton — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:00:00 -0400

Including the best concealer to hide insecurities!

Exposure Therapy With Pretty Things: Pink Makeup for Dark, Morbid Souls

Caitlin Thornton — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:30:00 -0400

It's hard to be optimistic this week, so let's get shallow and bright and happy with Sanrio pinks.

I DON’T FEEL ANYTHING: My Problem with Dissociation, And How I’m Trying to Feel Again

Caitlin Thornton — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Sometimes my body gets numb and I forget that I'm a human being.

Am I A Douche For Pushing Beauty Products On My Boyfriend?

Caitlin Thornton — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

I think he’s ridiculously good looking. I just think he needs help sometimes.

OH, POO: How to Crap When You Can’t (Without Using Laxatives)

Caitlin Thornton — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

This post may or may not include opiates, a butthole, and a butter knife.

EXPOSURE THERAPY WITH PRETTY THINGS: Coral Blush For Spring And My Hideous Human Face

Caitlin Thornton — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:00:00 -0400

The word “pretty” makes me cringe, especially when it’s referring, to, uh, me.

8 Healthy Things I Started Doing Only Because I’m Afraid Of Everything After Rehab

Caitlin Thornton — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 09:00:00 -0400

I want to make it clear to my insides that we no longer believe in the motto, “Live Fast, Die Young.”

This Might Be the Nerdiest Post I’ll Put Together, Ever: Match Your Nails to What You’re Reading

Caitlin Thornton — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0400

Will some bibliophiles please back me up on this one?

I Had An Ovarian Torsion This Weekend, Which Is Exactly As Much Fun As It Sounds

Caitlin Thornton — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 15:00:00 -0400

Or: I Went to the Drugstore High on Morphine and Ativan After Surgery and Bought a Bunch of Beauty Products

I’ve Been Wearing a Maxi Skirt for Three Days Straight: Getting Rid of BLOAT and Being Able to Wear Your Jeans Again

Caitlin Thornton — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:00:00 -0400

Plus, let’s learn about moon time!

I Freaking HATE My Haircut: How To Prevent Getting a Cut You LOATHE (And What To Do Once the Damage is Done)

Caitlin Thornton — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:30:00 -0400

It’s not that bad. I just really wish I had all my hair back.

xoJaners: Meet My Suicide Scar, Suicide Scar, Please Show Yourself, and Then Go Away

Caitlin Thornton — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 15:00:00 -0400

As if the headline didn’t say it all: TRIGGER ALERT! TRIGGER ALERT!

Are You Subconsciously Stealing Your Friend’s Beauty Style? Am I?

Caitlin Thornton — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:00:00 -0500

I just want to be pretty and cool! Just like her.

I Did These Exercises When I Was Stoned And Depressed So You Can Do Them If You’re Tired or Lazy or Whatever

Caitlin Thornton — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0500

You’ll need a chair and your floor and probably nothing else at all, including determination.