Ass - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/ass en Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500 <![CDATA[Help Me Solve My Coinslot Problem]]>

My pants have a tendency to slide down and give me epic plumber's crack. Thanks a lot, Snowplow Ass.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/clothes/help-me-solve-my-coinslot-problem http://www.xojane.com/clothes/help-me-solve-my-coinslot-problem Clothes Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500 Kate Conway <![CDATA[I LOVE MY A$$! Here's What I Wear To Show It Off]]>

No more of these “slimming” shenanigans. Lets get THICK, bitches.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/clothes/loving-my-a-so-everybody-can-love-it-too http://www.xojane.com/clothes/loving-my-a-so-everybody-can-love-it-too Clothes Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:30:00 -0500 Olivia <![CDATA[The Ongoing Saga Of My Enormous Ass Zit ]]>

It's looking like a long road back to an India-Jewel-level ass from here.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/healthy/the-ongoing-saga-of-my-enormous-ass-zit http://www.xojane.com/healthy/the-ongoing-saga-of-my-enormous-ass-zit Healthy Tue, 08 Jan 2013 10:30:00 -0500 Emily <![CDATA[I Guess I Just Don't Care Who Sees My Ass]]>

Babies in general require a lot of scooping and bending and I frankly don't dress appropriately for that kind of movement.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/relationships/i-guess-i-just-dont-care-who-sees-my-ass http://www.xojane.com/relationships/i-guess-i-just-dont-care-who-sees-my-ass Relationships Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:00:00 -0500 Emily