Alcoholism - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/alcoholism en Fri, 12 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[An Open Letter To Lindsay Lohan Because I Have Hope For You And I Want You To Have Hope For You, Too]]>

I think you can do it.

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http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/open-letter-lindsay-lohan http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/open-letter-lindsay-lohan Entertainment Fri, 12 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400 Mandy
<![CDATA[It Happened To Me Contest Entry: I'm The Adult Child Of An Alcoholic ]]>

Even though the alcoholic in my life has been gone for years, the disease still lingers. I’ve locked it out of the house and it sits on the front porch waiting patiently to sneak back in.

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<![CDATA[Can We Stop Calling Ourselves Alcoholics? It’s Not Cute]]>

I’m pretty sure that picture of you and your friends taking shots of birthday cake vodka doesn’t qualify for an attached “me and my home girls are the biggest alcoholics ever” status update.

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http://www.xojane.com/issues/can-we-stop-calling-ourselves-alcoholics-its-not-cute http://www.xojane.com/issues/can-we-stop-calling-ourselves-alcoholics-its-not-cute Issues Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0500 Cary Carr
<![CDATA[How To Resist Drinking in Social Situations -- Because I Get Asked This Probably More Than Anything About Not Drinking]]>

"But sometimes you just have to drink," people tell me. Here's my advice for how to resist -- if that's your jam.

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http://www.xojane.com/issues/how-to-resist-drinking-in-social-situations http://www.xojane.com/issues/how-to-resist-drinking-in-social-situations Issues Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0500 Mandy
<![CDATA[The Story of How I Got Sober Once and For All Which, Yes, Involves Two Filthy Sex Club Stories]]>

If you do get sober, try to have it involve things like your charity work and breathtaking acts of bravery and valor. Or sex clubs. I suppose that works, too.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/mandy-stadtmiller-how-i-got-sober-involving-sex-clubs http://www.xojane.com/healthy/mandy-stadtmiller-how-i-got-sober-involving-sex-clubs Healthy Fri, 09 Nov 2012 11:00:00 -0500 Mandy
<![CDATA[Why My Kid Will Never See Me Drunk]]>

My house is not dry by any means. But how the hell would I deal with a sick kid in the middle of the night if I'm plastered?

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http://www.xojane.com/family/why-my-kid-will-never-see-me-drunk http://www.xojane.com/family/why-my-kid-will-never-see-me-drunk Family Drama Wed, 03 Oct 2012 11:00:00 -0400 Somer Sherwood
<![CDATA[It Happened To Me: Alcoholism Killed My Dad]]>

One day I was told that if he gave up drinking he might have two years to live, the next he was in rehab, and then just a couple of weeks later the news was that he’d gone on a drinking binge and was in the hospital.

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http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-me-alcoholism-killed-my-dad http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-me-alcoholism-killed-my-dad It Happened To Me Wed, 15 Aug 2012 15:30:20 -0400 Elisabeth Harker
<![CDATA[I Got Arrested Drunk Twice In a Month]]>

I'd been so far from feeling empowered to treat myself with kindness, that I needed two 26-year-old cops to tell me "Get off the road, fool."

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http://www.xojane.com/relationships/i-got-arrested-drunk-twice-month http://www.xojane.com/relationships/i-got-arrested-drunk-twice-month Relationships Thu, 12 Jul 2012 13:00:31 -0400 Annakeara Stinson
<![CDATA[UH-OH, I Think We're All "Almost Alcoholics"]]>

Please explain normal drinking behavior to me, because apparently I don't get it.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/almost-alcoholic-drinkers http://www.xojane.com/healthy/almost-alcoholic-drinkers Healthy Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:05:21 -0400 Emily
<![CDATA[I Would Not Like To Discuss Your Alcohol Problem, Thank You]]>

At least not if you're drunk.

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http://www.xojane.com/relationships/i-would-not-discuss-your-alchol-problem-thank-you http://www.xojane.com/relationships/i-would-not-discuss-your-alchol-problem-thank-you Relationships Mon, 21 May 2012 14:00:27 -0400 Emily
<![CDATA[It Happened to Me: I Can't Get Over My Mom's Drinking]]>

My mom and I have had one discussion about her drinking, a phone call my junior year of college that broke down when I started crying too hard to speak.

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http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/my-mom-is-an-alcoholic http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/my-mom-is-an-alcoholic It Happened To Me Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:00:27 -0500 Jane Coaston
<![CDATA[It Happened To Me: I Relapsed on Mouthwash]]>

After seven months of sobriety, I downed Scope to deal with stress at the office. Never underestimate an addict.

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<![CDATA[20 REAL Signs You Might Be An Alcoholic, Because I'm Three Years Sober Today]]>

Have you ever cried because you couldn't have an alcoholic beverage? Do you use the term "road beer"?

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http://www.xojane.com/relationships/some-real-signs-you-might-be-alcoholic-because-im-three-years-sober-today http://www.xojane.com/relationships/some-real-signs-you-might-be-alcoholic-because-im-three-years-sober-today Relationships Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:00:12 -0500 Emily
<![CDATA["Drinking: A Love Story" (A Love Story)]]>

Or how I found out I'm an alcoholic.

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http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/drinking-a-love-story-caroline-knapp http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/drinking-a-love-story-caroline-knapp Entertainment Mon, 14 Nov 2011 14:00:10 -0500 Emily
<![CDATA[BEEN THERE, DONE THAT: "Drunkorexia" ]]>

The latest alcohol-meets-eating-disorder "trend" isn't exactly news.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/been-there-done-drunkorexia http://www.xojane.com/healthy/been-there-done-drunkorexia Healthy Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:00:10 -0400 Cat
<![CDATA[Adventures in Bedwetting -- Why I'm No Longer Embarrassed to Have Peed Myself]]>

Can we talk about peeing ourselves?

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http://www.xojane.com/relationships/emotionally-disturbed-or-just-lazy-my-long-history-bedwetting http://www.xojane.com/relationships/emotionally-disturbed-or-just-lazy-my-long-history-bedwetting Relationships Mon, 12 Sep 2011 16:00:19 -0400 Emily
<![CDATA[DO THIS DON’T: Alcohol-Monitoring Ankle Bracelet Device In Tha Club!]]>

Sexy sexy sexy! Ooh, just think of the attention you’d get!

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http://www.xojane.com/clothes/do-don-t-ankle-monitoring-device-tha-club http://www.xojane.com/clothes/do-don-t-ankle-monitoring-device-tha-club Clothes Fri, 19 Aug 2011 09:02:10 -0400 Cat