Acrylic nails - xoJane

In Defense Of Acrylics: Crazy Cat Lady Nails For Life!

Alison Freer — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Who says you have to have horrible, pointy, dragon-lady nails to get the benefits of an acrylic manicure?

I Am Terrible At Having A Manicure

Rebecca — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:00:00 -0500

For those of you already running to the comments to be like "Get a gel manicure silly!" I say, "BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT AND THERE IS NO AGONY SO EXQUISITE AS WHEN THAT MANICURE GROWS OUT AND YOU START CATCHING YOUR PUBES IN IT!"

Rose Defends Her Terrifying Fake Nails

Rose Gardner — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 13:30:18 -0400

I love poor, much-maligned false nails. Just like I love unflattering shades of lipstick, going braless, and talking loudly about bikini waxes in the workplace. Because I like attention, and I like to be a bit tasteless. What? It’s funny. Lighten up.