I have a confession to make and it's going to alienate me from 99.9% of other human beings: I don't love dogs. There I said it! Can I just be honest? When xoJane Managing Editor Corynne walked Ryer, her pitbull pup, into the office yesterday I let out a massive internal groan.
Dogs at the office may seem therapeutic, but they're really just a loud, farty distraction. Seriously, SAY Media employees seem to have their dogs on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables and beans.
For the record I can appreciate a cute canine; I'm just not a dog-lover per se.
Madeline was off in a meeting somewhere, so I tried this week's new bev, Belvedere Lemon Tea, on my own.
Happy Memorial Day weekend boothangs! Tell me what you're doing to celebrate in the comments. Or criticize my drinking habits. Whatever you want.
Julie just retweets things on Twitter @JR_Schott.