casual wedding
I always thought I’d be someone’s beloved long-term girlfriend or civil partner; my sisters thought I’d be a well-read spinster. Instead I’m a self-identified child bride.
botox
I know it's not youth-culture-worshipping-approved, but I will be the first to tell you that I will be 40 in three years. I am not "perpetually 30," and I'm just fine with getting a little help from Botox along the way.
aging
Crayola nail polish? I'll pass.
religion
I’ve tried, but I can’t really convince myself that virgins have the most fun. And as a divorcee, well, I’m particularly screwed, pardon the pun.
youth
I fear a lot of things, but aging has never been one of them, until now.