yoga
This guy walked up to me and asked me what was wrong. He said, “When I’m freaking out, I hang upside down.” What?
protest
What made me say "this is enough" was having two young people killed by the police.
in

Jun 6, 2013 at 12:00pm | 63 comments

mental health
Sometimes my body gets numb and I forget that I'm a human being.
exercise
sex
I'm about to get pretty new-agey on you. But don't worry, I will ease you into it with a fun story about me sleeping with my yoga teacher during a period of intense personal demolition.
in

Jan 10, 2013 at 12:00pm | 57 comments

yoga
On rare occasion, people slip out before class begins, hoping I won't notice they didn't want to practice with me.
in

Oct 25, 2012 at 9:00am | 242 comments

leggings
I mocked the shit out of the rich bitches that wore super fancy yoga gear: technical fabrics, racer-back-built-in everything, SKORTS. Then I bought a pair of super-fancy yoga pants.
in

Oct 4, 2012 at 11:00am | 235 comments

yoga
If I try to stand with my toes and heels touching, then I can't lock my knees. I suspect it is because my bone structure has been altered by a lifetime of obesity.
body image
You really have no idea how much you use your abdominal muscles until they’re angry at you, and mine were really, really angry.
in

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:00pm | 48 comments

sara benincasa
Yoga freaks will tell you yoga can slim you down, make your heart healthy, give you the perfect ass, improve your sex life and make you happy. Are they right?
in

Jun 8, 2012 at 2:30pm | 171 comments

disability
There is still too little room for the disabled or less-than-perfect in the yoga community. We talk about bodies and acceptance, but what we are usually talking about is healthy bodies -- or bodies that can be turned into healthy bodies.
in

Jan 9, 2012 at 2:00pm | 0 comments

how did this happen
The appropriation of yoga in the US grosses me out. Yet somehow I have become a yoga person, one of those annoying people in short-shorts and a sports bra toting a mat around and talking about energy.
in

Dec 28, 2011 at 3:00pm | 0 comments

spirituality
Just because your body's a temple doesn't mean I have to worship you.
in

Aug 31, 2011 at 11:00am | 0 comments

hater
Luann, our favorite countess once sang, "Money can't buy you class." But guess what it can buy you? The ability to teach yoga!
in

Jul 14, 2011 at 10:02am | 0 comments

health
When I found a pair of panties in my boyfriend's sheets, I took it to Thailand "Eat, Pray, Love" style. Turns out I'm not a good pray-er.
in

May 10, 2011 at 4:13pm | 0 comments