eating lunch at desk
Working at home means it takes a redonk amount of effort for me to do things like ever wear pants, or stop inventing languages shared by only me and my cats. Also, eating.
quitting
But I really do miss being able to fart whenever I feel like it.
annie
It's hot as balls, and I made up a classy drink that can be made with or without alcohol. Think "if Miss Hannigan from 'Annie' went on a tropical vacation."
slacking off
Plus, a SHOCKING CONFESSION as to what I'm really doing during staff meetings.
food
My great grandma used to slaughter her own chickens. I complain about the effort it takes to put vegetables in a bowl with some dressing.