food porn
To help ease my cravings for cake, pie, fried chicken, and muffins, I’ve become a bit of a virtual food porn whore.
how not to be a dick
body issues
Slowly, I began to feel uncomfortable eating junk around Nick. He would be slamming down protein shakes, growing bigger and stronger, while I remained small and soft and unsure of what to do with this vast difference in body type.
working out
In general, songs about clubbing and ex boyfriends makes me want to fill my ears with gum.
the gym
Because I sure as shit don't.
in

Jan 7, 2013 at 5:00pm | 136 comments

dvds
Sure, you can get your fitness on at a gym, but I'd rather watch a movie to get svelte.
in

May 31, 2012 at 12:00pm | 135 comments

exercise
People come to a group fitness class so that someone else will force them to make an effort. As it turns out, the quickest and laziest route to that is food-shaming (which I refused to do).
physical fitness
Over the course of the last nine months or so, I’ve noticed that my favorite skinny jeans were threatening to sue me for defamation of character.
in

Apr 17, 2012 at 9:00am | 106 comments

online exercise
Getting to the gym is tough, so what's better than staying in your comfy abode and STILL getting a good workout in?
gaining weight
Over 12 months of date nights, meaningful quality time, and copious amounts of PDA…. and over 30 pounds of body mass that I cannot account for.
fitness
At 45, there are some things I can’t do anymore, but my modified workouts make me feel freaking fantastic.
boot camp
It's been 10 whole days of 5 am boot camp and afterward I am cranky and irritable and exhausted. When does the awesome kick in?
in

May 10, 2012 at 3:00pm | 39 comments

barry's bootcamp
Plus, the sexy new fitness addiction that I can't afford!