Of course all brides are out of control, ready to spin off into the stratosphere at the slightest provocation, and you might need to take them down with a few ketamine darts if things get hairy.
getting married
Why be heteronormative when you can be bizarrofunative?
best friends
I indulged my best pal’s request. But I don’t think I should ever do this again.
a ring is not a marriage
Look, Jane's just lucky I didn't title this piece "If I'd Liked It, Then I Would Have Put a Ring On It"!