bridezillas
She asked me how much weight I wanted to lose before the ceremony, because I'd need to start getting fitted for a dress soon.
wedding drama
After he helped unbutton the 6 million buttons running down the back of my dress, I had about enough energy to pull the dress off and toss it on the floor before I laid down in bed, closed my eyes, and promptly fell asleep.
jezebel
You're supposed to suck it up and take another 7-piece bar toolkit before you dare to just ask for cash to help with a nice honeymoon, a house down-payment, a new car, or a set of freaking tires.
it happened to me
I don’t care if we’ve been friends for 15 years. You don’t get to call me out for being the only single person at this wedding.
plus size
Because fatties should be able to look like delicious giant cupcakes on their wedding day, too.
wedding dresses
He came with me to the dress shop and picked it out himself, even though he hadn't proposed. I'm not sure why I ever wanted him to.
ihtm
When this story is repeated, the listener always exhibits complete disbelief.
friends don't tell friends they're too fat
I am going to take a controversial stance here: Friends are actually supportive of one another, not name-calling, terrible people.