getting married
Why be heteronormative when you can be bizarrofunative?
Of course all brides are out of control, ready to spin off into the stratosphere at the slightest provocation, and you might need to take them down with a few ketamine darts if things get hairy.
a ring is not a marriage
Look, Jane's just lucky I didn't title this piece "If I'd Liked It, Then I Would Have Put a Ring On It"!
best friends
I indulged my best pal’s request. But I don’t think I should ever do this again.