valentines day
Katie Couric's TV show asked me to put together a single girl's guide to Valentine's Day. Here's what I came up with!
valentines day
Years ago, I broke up with a guy I was casually seeing years just because of Valentine’s Day -- and then started seeing him again in March.
castrating bitches
Remember that whole song and dance about me being the worst at dating? Yeah, well. Here you go.
lip injections
Chocolate? Roses? Hell, no. I got me some LIPS.

Feb 14, 2013 at 11:00am | 87 comments

valentines day
Being single on V-Day (or VD as I like to call it) has never really bothered me, because clearly it’s the most ridiculous, fictional non-holiday in the history of the planet.