valentine's day
When I was married, I had plenty of unromantic Valentine’s Days because my wasband didn’t care enough to make an effort. Now I'm single. Thank freaking God.
beauty shop quartet
I'm the type of aggro-romantic predator that has a history of sending boys flowers to get places with them. Mike had the NERVE to actually marry me, so could the Spring Valley Chorus have been THAT much of a Valentine's surprise?