If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
vaginas
labia
When an ex-boyfriend left me for another woman, not gonna lie, one of the thoughts that ran through my head was, I bet she has smaller labia than I do.
intercourse
I rarely hear anyone admitting that the actual sensation of p-in-the-v can be kind of meh.
vaginas
It's okay. I wasn't planning on getting a date again ever in my life anyway!
porn
If any of you happen to visit submityourex.com in the future and see a young vagina on display, I hope it’s mine. And I hope you thoroughly enjoy it.
vaginas
And why we don't really need to shave vaginas for childbirth anymore.
vaginas
My vagina was giving off the attitude of a vagina that spent summers in Italy, taking many handsome lovers, and not a vagina that spent the majority of its time walking to work in the rain.
vaginas
The general consensus among people who don’t know much is that vulvas are "supposed" to be small, pink and all tucked into the outer lips. Mine isn’t. Mine looks like a hot dog in a bun.
porn
THIS is the bullshit that’s been occupying my mind all damn day.
vaginas
Someone wrote a post about how "nasty" my "axe wound" is. Really.
yeast infections
Short of actually showing you a photograph of my butthole, I don't think there's anything left for me to overshare about
labiaplasty
Ever since I was 11 or 12, my labia have been, how shall we put it, enormous. Monstrous. Excessive.
body
The human body is a miracle! Let's stuff things into it.
gynecologist
While we are all on the topic of those people who get paid to go into our vaginas, let's just declare April Vagstravaganza Month. Or a better name you come up with.
gyncological health
You would too if your gynecologist called you "oatmeal boobs."
gynecologist
I have been to the see my gyno, who I have in my phone as “Vag 911,” five times in the past six months.
gays
My limited understanding dictates that it’s a sort of upside-down fanny pack with a very, very small zipper. But that doesn't mean I hate it!
orgasms
That is my advertiser-friendly way of introducing the topic of vaginal orgasms.
advertising
The worst possible outcome was a yeast infection. The best possible outcome was ruling an empire!
diy
No, that's not her real name! Our writer wanted to be anonymous, and soon you'll find out why.
advertising
Well, all day long at school I hear how great Vagina is at this or how wonderful Vagina did that! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! On a Summer's Eve, what other body parts should we be trumpeting?
