pelvic exam
The room was now crowded with THREE medical students, my doctor talking them through what he was doing, and a nurse guarding the door. I felt like they were watching MTV's "True Life: I'm Louise's Vagina".
bartholin gland cyst
Guess who has spent the past three days alternating between sitting in a bowl of steaming water and spread-eagled on the couch with a hot pack between my legs?
Not saying that you won't get one, anyway. Just some picks for the vage-obsessed and paranoid.
We're talking ACTUAL douches here, not douche-like people, although the same could be said for them as well.
Ke$ha recently released a line of penis-shaped necklaces and earrings. But why stop there, y'all?
See, I love spinning. But my vagina? Hates it.

Aug 7, 2013 at 6:00pm | 129 comments

Why is having a penis inside of my vagina such a landmark event, but having my first orgasm doesn’t even rank?
If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
When an ex-boyfriend left me for another woman, not gonna lie, one of the thoughts that ran through my head was, I bet she has smaller labia than I do.
I rarely hear anyone admitting that the actual sensation of p-in-the-v can be kind of meh.
It's okay. I wasn't planning on getting a date again ever in my life anyway!

Feb 13, 2013 at 6:30pm | 465 comments

If any of you happen to visit in the future and see a young vagina on display, I hope it’s mine. And I hope you thoroughly enjoy it.
And why we don't really need to shave vaginas for childbirth anymore.
My vagina was giving off the attitude of a vagina that spent summers in Italy, taking many handsome lovers, and not a vagina that spent the majority of its time walking to work in the rain.
The general consensus among people who don’t know much is that vulvas are "supposed" to be small, pink and all tucked into the outer lips. Mine isn’t. Mine looks like a hot dog in a bun.

Dec 28, 2012 at 10:00am | 134 comments

THIS is the bullshit that’s been occupying my mind all damn day.
Someone wrote a post about how "nasty" my "axe wound" is. Really.

Oct 5, 2012 at 3:00pm | 159 comments

yeast infections
Short of actually showing you a photograph of my butthole, I don't think there's anything left for me to overshare about

Oct 1, 2012 at 1:30pm | 201 comments

Ever since I was 11 or 12, my labia have been, how shall we put it, enormous. Monstrous. Excessive.
The human body is a miracle! Let's stuff things into it.
While we are all on the topic of those people who get paid to go into our vaginas, let's just declare April Vagstravaganza Month. Or a better name you come up with.

Apr 16, 2012 at 4:00pm | 127 comments

gyncological health
You would too if your gynecologist called you "oatmeal boobs."