A Turkish man, realizing my naivete, quickly threw me inside the Burger King. Not even 30 seconds later, a huge whitish-grey cloud of tear gas started to surround the street.
conflict
penis
Like, where is this penis? Wearing a little Hawaiian shirt and laying out on the beach? Wtf does "penis vacation" even mean?
wedding
I’m trying to accept my fate: While I love participating in and attending my best friends’ weddings, I just can’t afford it.
los angeles
Los Angeles, I'm yours.
vacation
Featuring a 4am cheese pie action shot.
pregnancy
At 29 weeks pregnant, the only thing more exciting than getting 5 uninterrupted hours of sleep was my upcoming trip to Hawaii.
gratitude
Sometimes it takes a baking sheet sent to you by mermaids to remind you how good you have it.
addiction
I was mostly just completely, utterly wigged out about not being online for a week. I am that sad.
costa rica
I wouldn't be me if I couldn't feel some anxiety about having fun. In this case, I'm feeling a little weird about leaving work for a week.
childhood
Some folks go to church to renew their faith in the inherent good of the world, and to gather the strength to carry on. I go to the Magic Kingdom.
