money
I'm only having nightmares pretty much every night and stockpiling ramen like I'm planning for the apocalypse. That's all.
unemployment
I spend most of my time trying to find a job. I would really prefer if we spent this social time discussing something else.
ihtm
There was no amount of hard work or strategizing that could end my situation. I just had to go through it like millions of other people who were silently enduring being crushed by nothingness.
unemployment
I have learned some things about keeping one’s head screwed on straight while going through the extremely stressful purgatory of being underemployed in a horrendous job market.
the future
I decided to major in English because I thoroughly enjoy discussing fine literature with gay men and old people, and because really, what could be better than explaining why "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" is about a brothel as a homework assignment? Nothing. Nothing is better.
learnvest
I accepted my diploma, packed up my parents’ car, and went right on back to my childhood home.