aging gracefully
Had I decided to write full time at 25, I might have been a wunderkind. Now I’m just a writer.
At 20, I decided that if the world wasn’t going to do me the favor of killing me off young, I’d do it myself. But now what?
I hesitated. It was the whole plummeting-to-the-earth-consciously-and-risking-my-life bit that was cause for pause.
bathing suits
If I'll be more confident when I'm 50 does that mean I should hold off on the cleavage tattoo reading "like a boss" I had planned?
Before I got this license, I tried to board airplanes with stuff like, a Polaroid of me and Mr. T. THE TSA CERTAINLY DID NOT PITY THIS PARTICULAR FOOL.

May 30, 2013 at 4:00pm | 199 comments

This is going to be much less useful than the version Mandy did for her 37th birthday, because as we've firmly established, I really haven't learnt all that much.

Feb 6, 2013 at 4:30pm | 10 comments