Here are some toasty warm dresses I’m considering purchasing for fall, plus my very favorite black tights.
Raise your hand if you've never, ever worn a pair of stockings in your life.
This terrible event calls for a quick roundup of the very warmest tights on earth -- for ladies of ALL shapes and sizes, up to a 5X!
Don’t get me wrong, schoolgirl style is cute too, but sometimes it’s nice to look like a sexy grownup with warm legs.

Jan 30, 2014 at 12:00pm | 217 comments

plus sizes
I'm utterly obsessed with tights from October through April. Now you can benefit by my fixation.

Sep 20, 2012 at 1:30pm | 206 comments

fake garters
If you know what's good for you, you'll add these to your wardrobe, STAT.

Aug 15, 2012 at 1:30pm | 113 comments

body issues
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I hooked up with a guy while wearing a fake butt?
You've got some cold-ass feet, lady. Here's what to cover 'em with.
PLUS, I've taken over the office radio; I hope you like TLC.