Here are some toasty warm dresses I’m considering purchasing for fall, plus my very favorite black tights.
fashion
plus sizes
I'm utterly obsessed with tights from October through April. Now you can benefit by my fixation.
fake garters
If you know what's good for you, you'll add these to your wardrobe, STAT.
body issues
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I hooked up with a guy while wearing a fake butt?
footwear
You've got some cold-ass feet, lady. Here's what to cover 'em with.
cat
PLUS, I've taken over the office radio; I hope you like TLC.
