food
Pinterest has many wonderful qualities, but I really hate all of the “WHO KNEW YOU ONLY NEED YOUR OWN SALIVA TO CLEAN YOUR WHOLE HOUSE?” and “USE A BANANA TO FIX SCRATCHES ON YOUR DVDs” type pins.
alcohol
It's like those movie scenes of wholesome childhood experiences, cooking with a loving family member. Except, you know, with rum.
chicken
Cooking for a party of one is awesome, just ask my buttery black garlic roast chicken -- and my ass.