the future
I decided to major in English because I thoroughly enjoy discussing fine literature with gay men and old people, and because really, what could be better than explaining why "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" is about a brothel as a homework assignment? Nothing. Nothing is better.
space
It's shiny, shimmery and magical, but I'll admit hologram can be a little tough to work into your wardrobe.
commencement
I have some advice. Or, some ruminations. For recent graduates, certainly, but also for everyone else.