I've started, for the sake of my sanity, simply interpreting "I’m so bad at getting back to people" as "I’m so bad at being a friend right now" ... and letting it go.
etiquette
therapy
Sorry! Not sorry.
drunk dialing
I sent just the one word, with a question mark after it. At the time, it seemed erotically succinct.
abstinence
I will text your teenager for no fee at all. Like all day. Seriously.
sexting
Flirtexting distinguishes itself from sexting by being, well, lamer. The idea is to constantly let the other person know you are thinking of them without being like “im so wet rit now.”
affirmations
It works for me, anyway.
food
I took your advice on how to spice up my text life. Results below.
moms
What have I created?
