Flirtexting distinguishes itself from sexting by being, well, lamer. The idea is to constantly let the other person know you are thinking of them without being like “im so wet rit now.”
sexting
therapy
Sorry! Not sorry.
abstinence
I will text your teenager for no fee at all. Like all day. Seriously.
etiquette
I've started, for the sake of my sanity, simply interpreting "I’m so bad at getting back to people" as "I’m so bad at being a friend right now" ... and letting it go.
drunk dialing
I sent just the one word, with a question mark after it. At the time, it seemed erotically succinct.
moms
What have I created?
food
I took your advice on how to spice up my text life. Results below.
affirmations
It works for me, anyway.
