dentist
I'm knocking on 40's door and rocking a big ol' wire retainer. It's totally dorky, I speak with a lisp, and prevention would have been SO MUCH cheaper.
nightmares
I don’t mean dreams in which I lose my job or am broken up with unceremoniously. I mean blood-soaked hellscapes populated by a cast of sadistic and morally disfigured villains.
kids
Not to mention Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and how onions "help make you not die."
drugs
The Internet is coming for you. PLUS: Which one of you vixens has sold their underwear online to complete strangers? I COMMAND YOU TO BE HONEST.
british men
Gotye has made me realize that boy howdy do I love me some snaggletooth!
dental work
The best part? All of the whitening products I swear by are DRUGSTORE.