bad tattoos
Have I ever clawed at my chest while looking in the mirror and muttering to myself, "What have I done"? Maybe a time or two.
I've already spent $1,300 to get my ankle tattoo removed and I'm not even finished. And the pain. Don't get me started on the pain.

Jun 24, 2014 at 3:00pm | 247 comments

"Omg," I thought to myself, "What if I accidentally walk out of here with a real face tattoo? What an article THAT would be!"

May 14, 2013 at 9:00am | 259 comments

neck tattoos
The last time I covered up my tattoos was in 2010, when I was going to meet my landlords for the first time.
edema sucks
Whenever I get a tattoo or piercing (I have cartilage piercings in both ears), one of the first things people ask is, "Did that hurt?"