tarot
People would ask a questions about whether they'd marry their love this year or whether their girlfriend was really the one, and then the computer program would give me an idea about what to say.
Diana Vancura in

Apr 19, 2013 at 10:00am | 41 comments

new agey
I'm giving you the divination-for-personal-growth hookup, yo.
Lesley in

Mar 15, 2013 at 9:00am | 121 comments

clairvoyants
CUE 'X-FILES' THEME. Ha ha, just kidding, duh, it's already playing.
goodbye
You mean I'm not allowed to just disappear?
Liz in

Aug 22, 2011 at 5:02pm | 0 comments

eliza swann
What makes a good tarot card reading? For one, there's homework. Two, there may or may not be a vibrator involved.