tarot
People would ask a questions about whether they'd marry their love this year or whether their girlfriend was really the one, and then the computer program would give me an idea about what to say.
new agey
I'm giving you the divination-for-personal-growth hookup, yo.
clairvoyants
CUE 'X-FILES' THEME. Ha ha, just kidding, duh, it's already playing.
goodbye
You mean I'm not allowed to just disappear?
eliza swann
What makes a good tarot card reading? For one, there's homework. Two, there may or may not be a vibrator involved.