marriage
Elisabeth was lying on her back on the bed, an unopened bottle of lubricant beside her. I’d packed it in the optimism that the aphrodisiac of travel would rekindle our lukewarm sex life.
tampons
I wasn't going to write about this, but my favorite thing to say lately is, "Hey, would it cheer you up if I gave you the tampon stuck up my pussy for a month?" So. There you go.
dorky experiments i did as a kid
What, you've never dropped a tampon into a glass of water just to see what would happen?
periods
hymens
tampons
It was a close call. Thank fuck I’m nosy.
tampons
I concluded, long after the events of that awkward day, that being embarrassed is overrated.
tampons
If you are a woman on her period in Texas who would like to watch her legislators in action today, you're gonna have to leave a stain on the seat. Cause those senators don't want anything to plug up your ultra scary VAGINA.
in

Jul 12, 2013 at 6:15pm | 128 comments

shaving
My mom no longer gets embarrassed by all the silly stuff girls get the giggles about and I wanna be just like her. So here's a brief synopsis of the ridiculous stuff I'm so over in somewhat chronological order.
in

Nov 3, 2011 at 9:00am | 0 comments

gender police
A New Zealand tampon manufacturer unwittingly makes the case that menstruation is essential to womanhood. I disagree.
in

Jan 3, 2012 at 2:00pm | 0 comments

periods
I'll start!
in

Dec 9, 2011 at 4:00pm | 0 comments

l7
Tampon-throwing, abortion-supporting, list-making rock heroes.
healthy
I obsessively change my tampons now. I tell women to SLEEP IN A GODDAMNED DIAPER IF YOU HAVE TO. I never want any woman to have to go through that.