food
Not for diet reasons, but because I literally can't stop returning to the kitchen to shove it in my maw, regardless of whether I'm hungry, to the point that I actually make myself sick. Good times.
sugar
I turn to sugar when I’m sad, I turn to sugar when I’m psyched, I turn to sugar when I’m bored. I know using sweets to comfort myself might not be healthy -- I just don't really see a cause for alarm.
sugar
Every now and then I go on a sugar binge that leaves me feeling a bit ashamed of myself. A few years ago, because I am stubborn, I decided to temporarily give it up. Screw you sugar, you don't own me.
farts
I can't believe my child was a whole 9 years of age before I'd ever held her down and farted in her face!
bedhead
The best beauty products that smell like delicious cake!
in

Dec 29, 2011 at 2:00pm | 0 comments

diet
Really, cornflakes? Et tu, frozen lasagna?
in

May 24, 2011 at 10:02am | 0 comments

detox
I can't get mad at the danish, so I have to get mad at you.
in

May 25, 2011 at 10:02am | 0 comments

detox
Nothing like harboring a teenage runaway to make you really want a pastry.
in

May 26, 2011 at 10:02am | 0 comments

detox
I got Dan-ished. And stupid Jane taped it.
in

May 27, 2011 at 9:02am | 0 comments

bedhead
The best beauty products that smell like delicious cake!
in

Dec 29, 2011 at 2:00pm | 0 comments