Is your swimsuit constantly riding up your va-junga and showing the world your ta-tas? MINE, TOO! Put on an extended length swimsuit and GET OVER IT ALREADY.
shoppables
fashion
Everything in my closet suddenly seems so cheap, tacky, and not me. Everything is too tight, too short, and made of terrible crappy fabric.
mermaids
How can I, an adult in a business casual environment, live any sort of mermaid life?
shoppables
I mean, I’m a pretty big redneck from Texas, and even I am a little surprised.
fashion
Sometimes you should listen to your friend's advice about how something looks on you. But mostly, you should just follow your heart.
shoppables
Purple and red, mixed together! (Or any other clashing combo your heart desires, really.) I say you should dress only to entertain yourself.
style
I just want to be pretty and cool! Just like her.
clothes
Is this whole article going to get me totally lynched because I like wearing stuff I know my boyfriend likes?
style
When I was a kid watching the Jetsons, I thought that the early 2000’s would come complete with flying cars. Instead, we got a bunch of faddish celeb-driven trends that don't exactly hold up in the cold light of early 2013.
style
I spend a TON of time (and a healthy chunk of cash, I've realized) maintaining the face I’ve chosen to present to the world.
shoppables
ALSO: Here’s the show I’ve been hard at work on for the past 5 months!
shoppables
Choices are good. Whether you’re talking ice cream, boys, or clothing, having options is really the only way to live.
shoppables
Because it's just TOO FREAKIN' SWEET to be believed!
Alison Freer in
Fashion,
shoppables,
style,
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Tatty Devine,
flowers,
leaves,
ladybugs,
butterflies,
turtles,
elephants,
perspex
Feb 4, 2013 at 11:30am | 45 comments
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Every time I sit down for an interview, the inevitable questions about whether I'm ever in comfortable clothes leads me to believe that people think I spend hours glamorizing and that I trot around in high heels and dramatic clothes every day.
fun
Right now, I am sort of living the dream at work. Even though I'll never get to pee in Lucille Ball's toilet.
shoppables
Yes, Virginia, there really is such a thing as boot jewelry.
shoppables
I AM ALIVE. AND MAN, DO I LOVE WAYLON G. D. JENNINGS.
style
What were YOU doing at age 24? Lisa Frank (yes, there is an actual Lisa Frank!) was busy making her dreams come true by hypnotizing a generation of girls with her blissfully bizarre, adorably candy colored animals emblazoned on an endless array of stickers and notebooks.
style
If you put glitter on it, I will buy it. Even if it's a plateful of spaghetti.
style
In which Emily sends me strange junk from xoJane HQ, and why have I never heard of a shoe of the month club before now?
clothes
Plus: You can buy the old-school custom Reeboks I designed EXCLUSIVELY for xoJane readers RIGHT HERE!!
fashion
Here's an easy-to-wear outfit that keeps the spirit of summer alive even in the dead of winter!
