fat
And several other reasons why you might want to be my friend.
impressing boys
a-holes
We NEED people who are pretentious about food, because we also have lazy fat idiots like me who routinely buy six packs of TAB just for their otter-choking potential.
gay
To me, studies like these smack of an insidious “gotcha!” mentality. If we can spot Teh Gays at a glance, after all, we can make sure they don’t end up sneaking into our hospitals, church groups or our elementary schools.
hate sex
Ronnie Spector once sang that "The best part of breakin' up / is when we're makin' up," but Ronnie Spector was also married to a guy who used to show her the golden coffin he had custom made for her if she ever tried to leave him.
platonic friendship
Can men and women ever really stop doing studies about whether men and women can be friends? Enough, you sex freaks.
feminism
If you're a woman living in the US or England, you're probably not as happy as your mom was at your age.
cleaning
I mean, there is a baby chick on this thing!!! And it cleans your bathroom! The product, not the chick. Anyway!
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May 25, 2011 at 4:02pm | 0 comments

abortion
Guess who has the right to discuss this touchy stuff way openly and casually on the internet? ME. And you.