A part of me wishes I could sometimes just turn my brain off and enjoy the things that bring other people pleasure. Taking the opportunity to stare at naked women shouldn’t be this complicated.
awkwardness
hookers
“This is for couples only,” he the beige suit manager barked, clearly angry. “A couple is a man and a woman.”
body image
Unlike most newbie dancers, I did not improve for a freakishly long time.
friends
While you’re traipsing around the club stoked/amazed by the newfound monetization potential of your genitals, be warned -- landmines are everywhere.
