YOU CAN DO IT! You can go Spanx-free this party season! Also, let me tell you about my fat middle-roll which really needs a funny name like FUPA or whatever, so maybe we can brainstorm that, too.

Nov 27, 2012 at 3:00pm | 430 comments

body issues
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I hooked up with a guy while wearing a fake butt?
As a lover of ridiculously proportioned women, I always want MORE PUMPS IN THE BUMPS.

Sep 22, 2011 at 3:00pm | 0 comments