snoring
I have a complicated history with people who snore.
blanket stealing
Sometimes, even now, when I'm alone in a hotel room, I play infomercials at a very low volume because the banality of it is soothing. (This is how I know far too much about the the Post-i-vac vacuum penis pump system.)
health
I don't always snore, I'm told, but when I do, I sound like I'm trying to dislodge a sock from my deep within my lungs over AM radio.