I have a complicated history with people who snore.

Oct 5, 2012 at 12:00pm | 136 comments

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Sometimes, even now, when I'm alone in a hotel room, I play infomercials at a very low volume because the banality of it is soothing. (This is how I know far too much about the the Post-i-vac vacuum penis pump system.)
I don't always snore, I'm told, but when I do, I sound like I'm trying to dislodge a sock from my deep within my lungs over AM radio.