unpopular opinion
You paid to come pack your body into a dingy, sweaty room where people large and small can and will spill beer on you and you choose to be upset at the 5-inch thing that person is holding?
How is this personal? Is your dad Clarence P. Iphone? Will Santa choke on the Easter Bunny if I don’t get a smart phone?

Dec 14, 2012 at 1:00pm | 168 comments

The Internet is abuzz with reports of the first intelligent sex toy.
This list is largely based on my inability to hold my life together without intense technological support.