sex
It was just one of those things that I knew I'd regret not doing on my deathbed. (Now, if I live to reach grandma status, my grandkids will know I used to explain to people the pros and cons of all the different types of dildos!)
s&m
I really just enjoy the feeling of intense, no-holds-barred, I'm-standing-at-the-edge-of-tears pain. And all I can think about right now is: How can I find more?
beauty
I was expecting to do some shvitzing, swimming, and relaxing. I didn’t expect to be beaten with burning hot leaves.
dominance
I might prefer that my big controversial sex preferences involved whipped cream or whatever instead of wanting to be slapped in the face during intercourse, but that is not the hand I was dealt.