It has been well established on this site, and in, you know, reality, that being an adolescent kid gargles the gnarliest of donkey balls.
showering is hard
showering
25% of French people don't bathe every day and I'm totally okay with that.
body lotion
After my showers back in college, my big, nasty frat house bathroom would smell like a giant candy cane, which all the idiots I lived with seemed to love, and so did I.
clean
I’m a shower-wall beater (and possibly other things) when the stuff is good, I fully admit that.
