"Healthy" gimmick-y diet-y stuff is not my thing, or so I thought—until I juice fasted for a week on this special program. And it sort of...turned my life around.
"I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch." -Cady Haring, "Mean Girls"
beauty icons
Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy was a party girl and I am a party girl and I know what beauty products she used and here is my dumb outfit and I think my brain is broken bllllarggggg
your outfits of the week
faux fur
It may not be taken from an animal, but does faux fur support the industry in its own way?
I have many fond memories of testing out pastel-colored cream eyeshadow and ungodly amounts of body spray.
beauty awards
I'm naming my favorite one hundred beauty products of all time in no particular order -- let's start with this bad bitch and yes, another post featuring a kimono.
UPDATED: I came to the office for a few hours and let Madeline take a photo of me by the janitor's closet. Those are her birthday flowers from her boyfriend which I selfishly dismembered. Happy birthday Mad!

May 31, 2012 at 4:00pm | 379 comments

This is the greatest invention you probably never knew you needed.
drugstore awards
goth style
It’s definitely a “thing” again. I’m not big into following trends, but dark makeup and clothes hold a special place in my heart.
or, "How to dress like a total weirdo."
your outfits of the week
Yes, you can lounge in a gown. In fact, you SHOULD.
Everything in my closet suddenly seems so cheap, tacky, and not me. Everything is too tight, too short, and made of terrible crappy fabric.

May 14, 2013 at 10:00am | 335 comments

Featuring a $70.00 tube of concealer used by MADONNA!

Aug 21, 2013 at 9:00am | 332 comments

How do I live on vampire time yet remain glowy and sunkissed year-round? Answers below. LIVE! In a MOVIE!
How to create a professional work wardrobe out of the awful clothes you bought while you were in college -- or unemployed on your parents’ sofa.