drugs

GONNA WASH THAT ANGEL DUST RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR: "Miracle" (Uh-Huh) Treatments To Help You Pass Those Follicle Drug Tests, Naughty Nancys!

Yeah, you should probably all just quit your jobs. Freebird, bitch!
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Beauty, drugs, hair, shampoo, shoppables

Jun 1, 2012 at 9:00am | 805 comments

addiction

OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DA: I'm back; I'm happy; I'm not quitting my job or anything else.

They tried to make me go to rehab. So I went. The end.
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Beauty, addiction, drugs, rehab, scientology, shoppables, skincare, steamcream

May 15, 2012 at 12:00pm | 500 comments

healthy

THINNERRR: The Ritual Cleanse Made Me Drop 8 Pounds (and I’m Still Losing Weight)

"Healthy" gimmick-y diet-y stuff is not my thing, or so I thought—until I juice fasted for a week on this special program. And it sort of...turned my life around.
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Beauty, healthy, shoppables, the ritual cleanse, weight loss

Feb 23, 2012 at 4:00pm | 484 comments

bitches

HOW TO: Defeat The Office Bitch (One Cat Marnell) And Make Her Smell Fantastic At The Same Time

"I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch." -Cady Haring, "Mean Girls"
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Beauty, bitches, emotional vampires, narcissists, shoppables

Mar 5, 2012 at 3:01pm | 484 comments

beauty icons

BLASPHEMY BONANZA: It's Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy's Favorite Beauty Products, Bitch!

Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy was a party girl and I am a party girl and I know what beauty products she used and here is my dumb outfit and I think my brain is broken bllllarggggg
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Beauty, beauty icons, Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy, celebrity, shoppables

May 17, 2012 at 11:00am | 456 comments

beauty awards

INTRODUCING THE CAT MARNELL BEAUTY ONE HUNDRED, 1/100: Clarisonic Skincare Brush

I'm naming my favorite one hundred beauty products of all time in no particular order -- let's start with this bad bitch and yes, another post featuring a kimono.
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Beauty, beauty awards, Cat Marnell Beauty 100, clarisonic, shoppables, skincare

May 21, 2012 at 1:00pm | 391 comments

censorship

I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW: Do You Prefer Vanilla?

UPDATED: I came to the office for a few hours and let Madeline take a photo of me by the janitor's closet. Those are her birthday flowers from her boyfriend which I selfishly dismembered. Happy birthday Mad!
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Beauty, censorship, shoppables, vanilla

May 31, 2012 at 4:00pm | 379 comments

drugstore awards

NEW MAKEUP MONDAY: LIP LINER! LIP LINER! POUTY TIME! EXCELLENT!

WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO....!!!
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Beauty, drugstore awards, lip liner, makeup, shoppables

Feb 20, 2012 at 3:29pm | 356 comments

psychopaths

The Best True Crime Books I Am Probably Going to Get Serial-Murdered for Loving

I am getting so scared even just talking about this!
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Entertainment, psychopaths, scary things, shoppables, true crime

Aug 1, 2012 at 2:00pm | 345 comments

etsy

5 Quirky Style Basics For Oddball Girls

or, "How to dress like a total weirdo."
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Clothes, etsy, j crew, kate spade, marimekko, shoppables, weird clothes

Jul 17, 2012 at 11:00am | 342 comments

fashion

I HATE ALL MY CLOTHES: How I Fell Victim To Fast Fashion And What I'm Going To Do About It

Everything in my closet suddenly seems so cheap, tacky, and not me. Everything is too tight, too short, and made of terrible crappy fabric.
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Clothes, fashion, style, shoppables

May 14, 2013 at 10:00am | 335 comments

body

SUMMER OF HOTNESS VIDEO TUTORIAL #1: My Full Body Shave (Uh-Huh!) Double Dip Self-Tanner Technique -- REVEALED!

How do I live on vampire time yet remain glowy and sunkissed year-round? Answers below. LIVE! In a MOVIE!
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Beauty, beauty, body, self-tanner, shoppables, video tutorial

May 23, 2012 at 10:00am | 329 comments

childhood

NOSTALGIC BEAUTY: An Ode To The Products That Conjure Up Good Memories

I'm in a REALLY foul mood and need to focus on happy things, like shampoo that reminds me of being a kid.
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Beauty, childhood, l'oreal, make-up, memories, nars, perfume, shoppables

Jun 4, 2012 at 10:30am | 323 comments

benefit

6 Beauty Products That If They're Ever Discontinued I Will Burn This Mother To The Ground

What's indispensable in your makeup bag?
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Beauty, benefit, MAC, products, sephora, shoppables, soap and glory

May 10, 2012 at 10:30am | 314 comments

shoppables

The Best Cute (And Comfortable!) Sandals For Walking Around All Damn Day

If you have to walk, you may as well wear something comfortable. We can't all be carried around in a chair by our loyal subjects. ALSO: I hope you like the 1970s and granny-licious style.
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Clothes, shoppables, shoe week, comfort, sandals, style, summer

Jun 12, 2013 at 12:00pm | 293 comments

periods

YOU'RE BLEEDING, THIS MIGHT HELP: My Own Personal Period Survival Kit

Is it Shark Week where you are? Have you fallen to the Communists? Are there other clever period euphemisms I'm forgetting? Let's discuss what gets us through this magical time, shall we?
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Healthy, periods, shoppables, herbal remedies, no shame

Aug 29, 2012 at 2:00pm | 283 comments

fatshion

SPRING FATSHION GUIDE: How To Look Skinny When You Are Super Enormously Fat, Secrets Revealed!

FINALLY THIS IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION IS ANSWERED. BY ME.
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Clothes, FATshion, shoppables, plus sizes

Apr 18, 2013 at 12:00pm | 278 comments

mouthwash

PILLHEAD BEAUTY: The Product I Learned About From My Shrink Dad That I Don't Even Talk To Anymore

Wahhhhh! Issues!!!
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Beauty, mouthwash, pillheads, shoppables

Mar 9, 2012 at 5:00pm | 271 comments

shoppables

TREND REVIVAL: THE PLATFORM FLIP-FLOP

Everything else from the '90s is back. Why not these guys?
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Fashion, shoppables, shoes, platforms, '90s revival, how to be tall, Rocket Dogs, platform flip flops

Jun 6, 2013 at 5:00pm | 260 comments

fashion

Fall Dresses That Won’t Melt Your Wallet (Also: I AM THE BLACK TIGHTS JEDI TIGHTS MASTER, SO LEARN AT MY FEET, GRASSHOPPERS!)

Here are some toasty warm dresses I’m considering purchasing for fall, plus my very favorite black tights.
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Clothes, fashion, style, shoppables, tights, dresses, winter

Sep 19, 2012 at 1:00pm | 257 comments

cults

TRIPPY TERROR TUESDAY: Fantastic Hemp-Based Beauty For Vaguely Consensual + Very Stoned Hippie Sex Cult Orgies

I look peaceful in this photo, but I'm actually about to be lubricated in cannabis seed butter and entered violently at every orifice until I pass out.
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Beauty, cults, drugs, hemp, marijuana, sex, shoppables

Mar 20, 2012 at 2:00pm | 256 comments

shoppables

Forever 21 Is Selling Confederate Flag Bandanas, And Here’s A Half Dozen Ways To Wear An Inoffensive One This Summer

I mean, I’m a pretty big redneck from Texas, and even I am a little surprised.
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Fashion, shoppables, style, bandannas, forever 21, offensive, wtf

May 1, 2013 at 9:00am | 255 comments