I very specifically took full body photos of me on my not-most-awesome day, rather than choose more flattering photos. I embraced underpromise and overdeliver -- I was petrified of trying to deceive anyone.
okcupid
reading
These images of cisgendered, scantily-clad females reclining salaciously with books with quotes touting ownership do very little to promote reading and much more to bolster sexism and classism.
boys
Wanting to bone a guy I’ve seen trick or treating? That was a bit too pervy even for me.
tying a tie
I’m telling you, as far as rom-com tropes go, the necktie-tying thing is up there along with Meet-Cutes and full-heart confessions in the driving rain.
plastic
I left all that boring stuff up to my sartorially dexterous boyfriend while I watched endless X-Files reruns and barked out orders from the couch. GENDER ROLE REVERSALS IN THIS HOUSE, Y’ALL.
shoes
I know that Mariah Carey swears by using the Stairmaster while in heels, and then there’s Posh Spice who straight up seems to do things with greater ease while standing atop spikes so spiky they make my ankles weep sympathy pains
hair
If you love sexy hairstylists and hand-crafted, custom organic hair products, grab a corn cob pipe and get out a jug. I've got some top-secret hair hooch to share.
shoes
1) I live in an igloo.
2) Clogs are way hot, kittens.
fashion
What Emily McCombs wants, Emily McCombs gets! And she wants to dress like everyone's favorite housewife.
beyonce
Beauty alliteration gone wild! (Jane is gonna kill me.)
bachelorette party
Hi Julie! I just recently bought a vintage body-con leather mini and I need help styling it!!
being comfortable in front of the camera
You may not want to see me -– but I want you to look.
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Healthy,
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body image,
cheesecake pictures,
fat acceptance,
fat and naked,
issue,
naked,
photography,
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things I did when I was 28
Feb 2, 2012 at 9:00am | 0 comments
