ryan gosling
Ryan Gosling in quotes. You saw the quotation marks, right?
celebrities
Screaming and crying like a Girl Scout at a One Direction concert is NOT OKAY.
dancing
Years ago I was dancing in front of Cipriani’s on top of the fire hydrant posts when a Rolls Royce pulled up. I continued to dance, when suddenly Swizz Beats emerged to watch.
colouring books
Not everyone can say the Gos straight eyeball-fucked them during a serious journalistic interview about Africa, but everyone (yes, I mean everyone) can say they've had a Gosling moment.
birth control
The key is to this is thoughtful branding. And Ryan Gosling's face.