Why couldn’t he just say the word FAT? What was he scared of?
A man once came up to me on the street just to tell me that I was too fat for the dress that I was wearing.
I typed the obligatory "Why do you have to poop so much after you run?" search into Google and more than three million results popped up.
Just like my giant nose, thinking about how I “walk funny” isn’t typically in my train of day-to-day thoughts -- unless someone points it out.
It took pushing myself to my physical limit to see the limits I was placing on myself in my daily life.
I've never actually been attacked, only had close calls, felt really afraid, uncomfortable. Still, each time I run, frightening fantasies tend to run along with me.
burrito addiction
Running a half-marathon actually caused me to go up a pants size -- and I'm not alone.
I’m clumsy like Zooey Deschanel on roller skates and two Vicodins. Yet I somehow managed to run 13 miles this weekend. In a row.

May 11, 2012 at 11:00am | 53 comments

but i don't wanna
I would rather hug a stranger than go on a run. But facts are facts. FML.
Lady who uses "run" as a noun, I want to be you.
How I learned to stop worrying and embrace my lack of bladder control.

Jun 1, 2011 at 11:02am | 0 comments