miss piggy
Yes, she can be vain and domineering; she get incredibly jealous and can fly into a volatile rage with little to no warning, but Miss Piggy is still worthy of admiration and (careful, discerning) emulation.
death
I learned from her that taking care of yourself was one of the easiest and comforting things you could do. Even when things weren't going well, you could get your hair done.
archer
Pam never met a pastry she didn't like. We're similar in that way.
books
Reader clairesayswhat introduced me to an adorable stereotype of professional librarians, I turned it into a shopping post.