how not to be a dick
Please do not say you’re ready to order when you’re not and then say, “Hey, just tell me what’s YOUR favorite thing on the menu.” The truth is, I’m a gluten-free vegetarian who doesn’t drink. I have no idea.
xofood
The following items have ridiculously high profit margins and are a terrible value. I am often stupefied at the ridiculous cost of some of these items when you and I know what they cost to make yourself.
food
Your fellow diner knocks a bowl of boiled peanut broth onto his sweater. “I don’t care,” he says, “this food is worth ruining a sweater over.”
arizona
Employees enter the building via the sacred garden space in back, and meditate and clear out any emotional garbage before they begin their daily duties to ensure infusion of the greatest possible amount of pure love.