Maybe you're superhuman like Madonna, with 'absolutely no regrets,' or maybe you accumulate new ones every day. I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

Oct 26, 2013 at 1:00pm | 224 comments

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Once upon a time, I had a pair of Dr. Martens covered in rainbow sequins and glitter. And then I sold them.

Oct 1, 2013 at 12:30pm | 239 comments

I'm writing them out now in hopes that it'll save a couple of you from the trial and hideous adult error that we've all gone through.

Nov 16, 2012 at 3:30pm | 38 comments

Recently, Huggies (the diaper company) asked 2,000 parents about their biggest parenting regrets. What it found was that parents regret a lot of shit, man.
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Sometimes it's a problem. Like when I smell a clove cigarette on the street and I have to restrain myself from chasing down the smoker to bum one, like a cancer-seeking Pepé Le Pew.