college
I'm writing them out now in hopes that it'll save a couple of you from the trial and hideous adult error that we've all gone through.
regrets
Recently, Huggies (the diaper company) asked 2,000 parents about their biggest parenting regrets. What it found was that parents regret a lot of shit, man.
dancing in public
Sometimes it's a problem. Like when I smell a clove cigarette on the street and I have to restrain myself from chasing down the smoker to bum one, like a cancer-seeking Pepé Le Pew.