The Oscars are beautiful, but they are the least exciting event for beauty inspiration.
Anyway, around this time you’ll see a lot of articles on “Red Carpet Trends” -- have you noticed they’re literally the same from year to year?
I filmed about 20 episodes of TLC’s "A Makeover Story," wandering through people’s lives and telling them to toss stuff, take their hair out of that damn ponytail, stop wearing sweatpants, and basically do all sorts of superficial stuff to make their lives better.
"Up All Night! Up All Night!" chanted our new friends, consisting of assorted adult entertainers and those who love them.
In case you aren't familiar, that's the Adult Video News Awards Show, variously known as "The Porn Awards" and "The Oscars of Porn."