cinema rules
I got called a f*cking bitch at the cinema last night for asking a girl to please be quiet. SOMEONE HOLD MY BAG
A friend was over playing GTA at my apartment the other day. That shooting spree looks relaxing, I thought. Wait -- what?

Sep 27, 2013 at 11:00am | 93 comments

football rage
Scream. Flail. Go for the eyes, for the balls, for the throat. If you won’t, I will, and one day I will probably get hurt doing it.
nail polish
Everybody is always complaining about the cable company. Can I get in on this?

Sep 13, 2011 at 1:00pm | 0 comments