coworkers
I put up with mean-girl treatment at my nail-salon job, but a getting bit by a bed bug at my station was the last straw.
college
Every person in the world tried to talk me out of it saying that I was “wasting talent” and that I was making the biggest mistake of my life.
work
I've worked for at least 13 different companies during my 20-year work history and the most I've ever given an employer is nearly five years of service. I actually impressed myself with that one because my average cutoff for professional positions is two years before I'm disgruntled and crafting a well-written resignation letter.
in

Sep 23, 2013 at 6:00pm | 352 comments

alcoholism
Even though I have been alcohol free for over 118 days and counting, I've continued to smoke pot in my free time as a way of coping with stress and anxiety.
quitting
But I really do miss being able to fart whenever I feel like it.
adderall
Everyone around me is tweaked out of their minds, but I just flushed my pills down the toilet.
childhood
Just as soon as you give me advice on how to do it.
in

May 11, 2012 at 1:00pm | 78 comments