Sorry, guys, but our bodies can be just as gross and unpredictable as yours, no matter how much you'd prefer to pretend otherwise.
I won't eat pizza slices with toppings other than plain cheese because I think that the vegetables could harbor more pathogens than plain cheese pizza. I know. It's kind of bonkers.

Aug 17, 2012 at 3:00pm | 141 comments

Headache-related nausea has caused me to barf in more bizarre public places than I care to name.