Like, I’m allowed to pretend I’m buying ANY DRESS available. Any amount of $$ is allowed in Fantasy Birthday Land.

Dec 6, 2013 at 4:00pm | 43 comments

courtney love
Excited for tomorrow? Let's unwrap presents with Courtney Love, shall we?
Guys, I'm not really working. I'm technically off…

Dec 26, 2011 at 11:00am | 0 comments

christmas shopping
Buying Christmas presents for people, even the ones I love, fills me with more anxiety than anything else in my life combined -- and I used to work exclusively with suicidal people.